1- Cafe Rio with Hillary and Sarah = a GOOD time to evaluate Sarah's intelligence :)
2- Don't leave your work computer unattended for any amount of time with 3 Ute fans in your office.
3- It's a good idea to know enough about computers to get the Auburn symbol off your desktop when you fail at #2
4- Humanity, in general, is pretty dishonest
5- The conference center is 1.4 million square feet...and needs to be vacuumed
6- A gingerbread house will not stand with weight on only one side of it (or gingerbread "boat")
7- When Christmas shopping, I can't put the card down and Meech can't take it out
8- A large diet coke at 11 and a large Dr. Pepper at 1 are not caffeinated enough to replace insufficient sleep.
9- People of walmart . com will ALWAYS be funny when running on 4 hours of sleep from the night before.
10- Wrestling with the Pratt boys can be nothing but a good time (with lots of bruises)
The best way to spread holiday cheer is singing loud for all to hear!
